I Lost My Shirt...

No, not in Poker. I mean literally.

After we finished up at Graduation on Thursday night, everyone retired to The Library for libation and lively discussion, not to mention some crazy dancing (particularly on Tim Pickering’s part, but I’m not going to mention that).

I set a cigar and a beautiful XL navy [program not named] polo shirt I’d received as a gift on the bench in front of the Library entrance, which is where they disappeared from. I’m sure you figured they were either lonely, lost or abandoned, but they weren’t. I know where the cigar went, and when asked about the shirt, that culprit opined “its on its way to Texas with the blonde flight nurse”.

Unfortunately, “blonde flight nurse from Texas” is not definitive at MTLI. Nor would I know how to reach said nurse. I do, however, long for the return of the shirt to its rightful owner. Or, if you’re reading and need it worse than me, keep it. I wouldn’t begrudge anyone a piece of clothing they really needed.

In case I’ve guilted you into giving up the shirt, e-mail me at info [at] heligistix [dot] com, or ship it with return mailing info to:

Chris Church
8949 SE Bridge Road
PMB 281
Hobe Sound, Florida 33455

In appreciation, I’ll gladly reciprocate by sending two lovely program T-Shirts of your preferred size.

As an alternative, if you’re holding the shirt hostage (preferably not in Las Vegas), send some photos and I’ll post them here…