Do Not Eat Next to Aimee Brown...

Aimee Brown

If you’re coming to MTLI next year, or just happen to run into her in Little Rock or elsewhere, please do not eat next to Aimee Brown.  Oh, I know… she’s smart, savvy, nicely dressed and has that job with Arkansas Children’s Hospital’s Angel One, but you don’t want to eat next to her.  Its not her manners – they’re impeccable.  And its not the conversation – engaging.

Its that she’ll sit down right next to you and eat the damned ribs right off your plate.

With impunity.

With no remorse…

Sure, she’ll come up with some lame story about how her slave-driving Second Year group wouldn’t let her be late and she was hungry and blah, blah, blah… don’t believe it.  This girl knows her way around a dining room and I’m telling you, I’ll bet she saw my rib-mountain a mile away.  I was an easy mark, I guess.

Don’t make the mistake I made.  If Aimee sits down next to you and there’s any food nearby, run away.  Its the only safe thing to do.

 

p.s. she wrangled a free beer out of the poor waiter, AFTER she mooched off of me.  I’m telling you, she’s a professional!